Oh, I feel bad now. Forced fem/sissification/crossdressing fetishes are problematic, okay? I do not endorse or glorify them, and I don’t claim any kind of free pass for the misogyny inherent in me indulging in them.

Anonymous said: What was the photo? You know you want to tell us all.

*sigh* Translation: you want me to tell everyone, and you know I won’t refuse. -_-

That would be a lower-body photo of my good self, in a nightdress with cutesy pink hearts and stars on it, pulling up the hem to reveal that one thigh is inscribed in marker pen with the legend “I am a naughty little boy”.

Allegedly also featuring my “prominent knees”. >_>

autorimmerphilia:

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

I… um.
that could work

I can now confirm that it does indeed work, if you can ignore the fear of sustaining rather hard-to-explain carpet burns…

autorimmerphilia:

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

I… um.

I can now confirm that it does indeed work, if you can ignore the fear of sustaining rather hard-to-explain carpet burns…

Anonymous said: What kind of arrangement could you mean? What are you offering? Because as you know I am here in service of the truth.

Well, um… just say this awful mess was all my fault… perhaps there’s a chance I could scratch your back and you could scratch mine, if you know what I mean? I’m sure I could persuade you to… overlook this little matter…

After all, if it’s truth you want, I expect I could tell you about dozens of Space Corps Directives Lister’s violated during his service! For a start, did you hear about that time he committed mutiny? Not that that jumped-up cretin Todhunter could be bothered to discipline him for it…

rosecathy said: Happy Tumblrversary!

Thanks muchly, m’dear! Bless you for putting up with this blog. ;)

Oh hey, yesterday was this blog’s first Tumblrversary!

This somewhat anticlimactic belated realisation is made slightly cooler by the fact that this is my 365th post. :D

Anonymous said: Gentlemen, here is the leak, as you can see, it's really quite disgusting. I'm giving both of you a final chance to come clean and tell me exactly what happened before I render my judgement. And that will include a consideration for how much you have cooperated with my investigation. Anything to say?

*gulps*

I… I…

…look, I’m sure we can come to some kind of, *ahem*, arrangement

If for any reason someone were to get hold of my phone right now, and look through the pictures on it, they would find something rather incriminating.

I fully intend to delete it once I’ve had a chance to save it onto my computer. But for the time being, it adds a little extra spice to being in the office.

autorimmerphilia:

FUCKKKK I just remembered that the video for Take That’s cover of “How Deep Is Your Love” is a thing that exists. HNNNNG. Expect gifs.

Hmm, turns out it’s not quite as hot as my overexcited memory was telling me, but bonus points for creative use of a fork.

FUCKKKK I just remembered that the video for Take That’s cover of “How Deep Is Your Love” is a thing that exists. HNNNNG. Expect gifs.

"Reality, it struck Rimmer, was a place where bad things could happen. And bad, vile, unspeakable things had happened to him on an almost daily basis the entire period he'd spent there."

Oh, yes. Some of that my way, please.

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